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pogostick 

A grappling move from behind where the attacker throws their opponent upside down and uses their legs as a handle and their hands as pegs. The attacker then begins to start jumping up and down, emulating the usage of a pogostick with the victim's body before finishing it off with one big jump. This move will cause serious, if not, fatal injuries to the victim, such as a broken spinal cord and neck.

This grappling move originates from the 2003 fighting game Def Jam Vendetta, where a character by the name of 'Chukklez' performs the same move as their special Blazing Move.
"Jesus christ, I saw Johnathan do the pogostick on Adam the other day! I'm pretty sure that Adam's either going to be paralyzed for the rest of his life or die as soon as Adam went for the final hop."
pogostick by Gumdrifter May 16, 2021
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Pogostick Fatality 

Pogostick Fatality band from Portland, Oregon. Recently they played at the Roseland for Battle of the Bands.

swedish pogostick 

during sex a woman(or man) stands on her head while the man stands upright in front of her and uses a soft surface like a bed or trampoline to utilize up and down momentum
"last night she got a spain in her neck from doing the swedish pogostick"
swedish pogostick by jason border October 25, 2005

polish pogostick

The polish pogostick, much like it's Swedish counter-part, is a sexual position done with one partner(most likely being female) face down rear vertical. And the other partner upright and facing there torso. The difference however is in the apparatusis used to gain momentum. The Polish pogostick uses none,or in a truely Polish scenario, the polish pogostick is done on a hard object like a table or the hood of your former best friends car.
I used to do the swedish pogo stick with my girlfriend, that is until i learned she cheated on me with my best friend, after that it was the polish pogostick on the hood of his car for her.

zombie jesus on a pogostick 

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

Chocolate pogostick 

Did you see that dudes chocolate pogostick I want in my butt?
Chocolate pogostick by shug mike March 20, 2019

Human Pogostick 

When a mom reverse cowgirls her husband while throwing her baby up and down to soothe it.
Hey Mary! Timmy is crying I think it is human pogostick time.
Human Pogostick by Muntingmaster69 December 2, 2024
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