Pognant 

Finally getting pregnant after not being able to.

1: Are you pregnant?
2: No I am finally pognant
3:Oh, congratulations

Pognant by PushyLemming302 December 6, 2021

poignant 

Mournful or touching. Irish tunes.

The last song in their set was so poignant that the audience began to weep.

poignant by saveit January 26, 2014

prognant 

youre a dumbass and cant spell pregntont. idiot.

Timmy: My girlfriend is prognant
You: Its not prognant
Timmy: Ok its proraogn.

You: Please shut the fuck up virgin ass

prognant by itsdragonman March 6, 2021

Poignant 

How someone from New Jersey tries to say "Pregnant".

"Awww man, I just got mah guhl poignant"

Poignant by zer0t October 22, 2011

pegnant 

(Of a man) having been pegged so hard that, had he a uterus, he would be pregnant.

Man A: “The Mrs. pounded my bussy hard as fuck last night, bro. Got me feelin’ pegnant for real.”
Man B: “Hell yeah, dude.”

pegnant by Little City Band April 18, 2021

Pugnant Bitch 

A reject of society, possibly the most disgusting thing with an upright torso and a "Brain". We find this "Pugnant Bitch" to be a wart on the thumb of society, making us laugh, cry and puke. You might catch a "Pugnant Bitch" eating more food than she can consume, possibly eating EVERYONES food (and without using silverware). You'll never know where you might spot one of these but I'm sure it will leave a sunburned scar onto your mind.

That chick Snookie from "The Jersey Shore" is a real Pugnant Bitch, she has a ghoulish figure and steals all of my food from my pantry, I bet those extra chins will do her well.

Pugnant Bitch by Flinner Man March 15, 2010

Poignant 

Some of that was actually poignant.

Hym “Poignant but still fucking derivative of me. And here I remain. Uncredited for my contribution. Why? Because and only because I’m slow to violence...”

Poignant by Hym Iam September 29, 2022