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Finally getting pregnant after not being able to.
1: Are you pregnant?
2: No I am finally pognant
3:Oh, congratulations
Pognant by PushyLemming302 December 6, 2021
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poignant 

Mournful or touching. Irish tunes.
The last song in their set was so poignant that the audience began to weep.
poignant by saveit January 26, 2014
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prognant 

youre a dumbass and cant spell pregntont. idiot.
Timmy: My girlfriend is prognant
You: Its not prognant
Timmy: Ok its proraogn.

You: Please shut the fuck up virgin ass
prognant by itsdragonman March 6, 2021

Poignant 

How someone from New Jersey tries to say "Pregnant".
"Awww man, I just got mah guhl poignant"
Poignant by zer0t October 22, 2011
(Of a man) having been pegged so hard that, had he a uterus, he would be pregnant.
Man A: “The Mrs. pounded my bussy hard as fuck last night, bro. Got me feelin’ pegnant for real.”
Man B: “Hell yeah, dude.”
pegnant by Little City Band April 18, 2021

Pugnant Bitch 

A reject of society, possibly the most disgusting thing with an upright torso and a "Brain". We find this "Pugnant Bitch" to be a wart on the thumb of society, making us laugh, cry and puke. You might catch a "Pugnant Bitch" eating more food than she can consume, possibly eating EVERYONES food (and without using silverware). You'll never know where you might spot one of these but I'm sure it will leave a sunburned scar onto your mind.
That chick Snookie from "The Jersey Shore" is a real Pugnant Bitch, she has a ghoulish figure and steals all of my food from my pantry, I bet those extra chins will do her well.
Pugnant Bitch by Flinner Man March 15, 2010

Poignant 

Some of that was actually poignant.
Hym “Poignant but still fucking derivative of me. And here I remain. Uncredited for my contribution. Why? Because and only because I’m slow to violence...”
Poignant by Hym Iam September 29, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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