pornantine

Locking yourself away in part of your house where no one can possibly catch you looking at porn.

I am so pissed, I walked in from grocery shopping and found Jim sitting on the couch looking at hardcore donkey porn on his iPad. He should have been pornantined in the study where no one would seen how disgusting he is!

by H. Bobs November 16, 2012

porntined

When your quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn.

Stephen Jackson (Darkness): "When you're quarantined and all the entertainment you have is porn is that porntined?"

Ethan: "So leon how has your time been while you were quarantined?"
Leon: "Good other than all the entertainment I have had is porn."
Chris:"So you were porntined like me."
Ethan:"Is that what that is called I thought that is what you call a friday night."

by the_true_king_of_sarcasm April 15, 2021

pornrantine

Pornrantine - is to quarantine one self by marathon streaming porn

Due to the corona virus, Robby is required to socially isolate & work remote, but it’s really a Pornrantine as he streams one episode after the other.

by Razzmutant March 17, 2020

Poorantined

When you can't leave the house because you are so broke.

Rachel: Hey, wanna go out tonight?
Jessica: Sorry, I can't leave the house.
Rachel: Why? We don't have to worry about the 'rona anymore. The whole quarantine thing is over.
Jessica: Yeah, I know, but I' m broke. Th
is stupid inflation has me poorantined.

by serpdude April 12, 2022