poetest

really good poem writer, a badass

yo, check it, i am the most poetest dude after getting an A on my poetry test.

by anthonioregis March 3, 2008

Edgar Allan Poe Test

A simple question into determining if someone is an ignorant fob and who should get the fuck out of America

Me: Do you know who Edgar Allan Poe is?
fob: Uhhh....who?
Me: Oh, never-mind. *under breath (The dumb bitch just failed the Edgar Allan Poe Test)*

by drunkendukh August 16, 2009

poetential

a word combining the words "poet" and "potential." it literally translates to the potential to be a poet or for a piece to be considered poetry. i first used it in a piece i wrote a year or so ago and have since been using it mostly in responses to applications in a journal community.

it's tough to say. it's always tough to say, most of the time. everyone's got "poetential." well, almost everyone.

by xoxo987 July 12, 2007

Poetess

A female poet.

My friend likes to be a poetess like Mary Oliver.

by Female Poet June 13, 2010

Poetaster

An amateurish poet. Usually teenagers prone to angst. Additionally, most poetasters believe that they are incredibly talented and that they are the only ones who understand their emo-ness and tendencies toward self-injury.

Dude, I hate Writer's Workshop. It's really just a big Poetasters Anonymous meeting in there. And the instructor sucks ass.

by Sparky March 2, 2005

postest

Postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that can't be beat by anything. It's mostly used when you're in a predicament about who loves who more; if you say, "I love you mostest postest" you automatically win. Postest can't be beat by any more, most, tons, morers or any of that. The person you used "postest" on usually gets pretty mad because they can't beat you after you threw postest at them. All in all, postest is the biggest unit of big stuff that cannot be beat no matter what and no matter how hard you try.

I love you.

I love you more.

I love you most.

I love you mostest postest (:

No fuck that I love you more.

by baaaylaaay June 27, 2011

Postest

When some protests something using posts.

On Facebook people postested me for being a troll.

by SRJ DOOM May 2, 2014