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pitiful excuse for a used douche
An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
pitiful excuse for a used douche by Telephony November 16, 2013
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Pmtif • petifile • pitiful • pmtfo • Pamtifa • petifial • Petifilious • Petifilistic • petifucchyful • Pitifuck
pmtfo
he knows how to pmtfo.
pitiful mass
A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.
Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.
Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"
pitiful mass by TI99 May 3, 2008
Petifilistic
Petifilistic by Bowlingrl March 3, 2009
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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