Pmtif

Promise me this is forever

She said PMTIF

“ promise me this is forever”
He said promise

by Pmtif June 2, 2021

pitiful excuse for a used douche

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.

Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.

by Telephony November 16, 2013

pmtfo

piss me the fuck off

he knows how to pmtfo.

by laydeevee July 24, 2009

PMITFF

Punch Me In the Fucking Face

Eric: Dude, ROFL, LMAO, 2 funny!

Greg: PMITFF, I hate internet acronyms.

by WiggumChiefWiggum December 19, 2008

pitiful mass

A number of employees necessary or sufficient to have a insignificant effect or to achieve no results.

Wow, that company was great when it had 10 employees. Now just look at the mess it became after reaching pitiful mass.

Manager: "Thank god for cubicles or we would never have reached pitiful mass!"

by TI99 May 3, 2008

Pitiful

Something described as pitiful is not considered to be satisfactory or deserving of respect:used to say that you consider something to be very bad or not satisfactory or not enough:

Craig never comes home. Therefore, Craig is pitiful.

by Charelle1 August 1, 2018

Petifilistic

-to be that of a petifile
-a pervert

"Wow, that man on the sex offenders website is so petifilistic!"

by Bowlingrl March 3, 2009