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Plumpton 

The act of recieving a blow job whilst on the toilet doing a poo.
Joseph rather enjoyed the wonderful plumpton he had recieved that morning.
Plumpton by whoknowswho?? April 8, 2010
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Plumpton 

When a guy gets his dick caught on the outside of his underwear.
Bruh I was taking a shit then my car alarm went off, I did a quick wipe and pulled up my draws but my dick was hanging out so I ran outside with a Plumpton
Plumpton by Musicismylifegang January 10, 2018
A big piece of grass that lowkey kinda swole tho
Why Plampton lowkey kinda swole tho?
The weed over there?
Ya.
plampton by Plampton February 8, 2021

George Plimpton 

Living legend (RIP) who guested on hit TV show The Simpsons as himself to judge a spelling bee. Plugged his now famous hotplate.
George Plimpton by Lugs-o January 25, 2005

plympton 

A suburb of Plymouth Devon UK. Home of Black Friday. Where all the posh people with money in Plymouth live.
I live in Plympton. I have to get the bus to go out in union street
plympton by Matt October 20, 2004

plympton 

a town just west of east ass crack. a town where the entrance is marked by a farm. where few soul venture, and when they do, there sure to bring a fresh pair of underpants.
we dont go to plympton for good reasons
plympton by gilbertolio July 16, 2008

plympton 

A horribly small town that has mostly stupid people, horses, llamas, and cows, sadly the few smart people who do live there end up dying of extreme boredom for the lack of stores malls or even traffic lights.
who wants to live in plympton, they dont even have a supermarket!
plympton by Jaden January 25, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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