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(adj) Generally one who's sexuality is severely misunderstood. All friends of a Plumlee think that they are a pretty flitty person, when they may not be, at all. They also have strange taste in undergarments; usually a male Plumlee will shop for thongs/Speedos, while a female Plumlee will gravitate towards the boxer briefs. They are also fairly promiscuous people, and are a huge piece of ass. Plumlees are of a classy and erudite nature, and prefer to spend their free time furthering themselves in academia, when they aren't enjoying a fine love-making session or having a cigar with a White Russian. All Plumlees are terribly sarcastic people. Overall, a Plumlee is a misunderstood, but nonetheless fantastic person.

Girl 1: "Oh, God! Matt was SO good last night! He must have lasted thirty minutes!"

Girl 2: "Oh, yeah. He's a total Plumlee."

Girl 1: "Yeah... I was getting this weird gay vibe from him... But then we got in the bed!"

Girl 2: "No question. He's a Plumlee."
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Plumlee by sexymofo9185 May 22, 2011

Plumplestiltskin 

A girl (usually with large breast and a plump ass) that expects you to spend lots of money on her, but dosn't offer anything in return.
Sam: How did your date go with Michelle?

Chris: It sucked! I spent $100 on dinner and when we got home she wouldn't even let me stick it in her ass!

Sam: Man that sucks, what a plumplestiltskin.
Plumplestiltskin by gangsta88 February 2, 2012
That bitch got a rack like a plumlee.
plumlee by Hogue January 21, 2007
Plumlee is when poop makes the toilet water splash your bum
I hate it when I drop a turd and I get plumleed
Plumlee by Knadevol July 21, 2016

plumplestilskin 

A once morbidly obese person who has rapidly lost weight and resulted in a overabundance of saggy extra skin. Example: Fat Bastard on the subway diet.
I hear Karen lost a lot of weight, she look good?

Nah bro, bitch turned into a plumplestilskin.
A person that thinks they have power when ultimately they are just crazy people.
Shane: Man, what is his problem with you Hunter?
Hunter: Oh him? Yeah he's just a Plumple.
Colin: LOL
Plumple by Metalcat May 21, 2011