plumpleberry 

Fecal matter stuck on the penis after heterosexual anal sex

I woke this morning with a plumpleberry stuck in my pubic hair.

plumpleberry by Woolly May 14, 2022

Plumperberry Pied 

The unfortunate incident of being struck in the face with a pie.

1. This pie must be made from
- pie crust
- the inside filling of schfifty five twinkies

2. Must be struck with the pie by a morbidly obese person

Kyle awoke one day with the aroma of bacon residing in his nostril. He immediately arose from his slumber and with haste began his jaunt to the kitchen. With hop, skip and a jump kyle raced down the stairs and made headway to source of the scent of bacon. Turning into the kitchen Kyle's face was met with a blow. After wiping away filling and a tear Kyle saw the face of his attacker. It was a morbidly obese woman ranging from 124 kilograms to 136 kilograms. Kyle realized he had just been Plumperberry pied.............and there was no bacon

Plumperberry Pied by Richard Stroka September 29, 2012

purpleberry 

colin's dumb word he made up

*dead silent*
...purpleberry

hey you guys!
...purpleberry

purpleberry by ipoopboosh January 19, 2012