Plumpasaurus 

A wildly idiotic creature that tends to search for leaves and fruits in exclusive laser tag arenas and at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. It is extremely similar to the Chonkasaurus with the mild exception of weighing 735 lbs more.

This is the ladies locker room! There are no Plumpasauruses allowed here!

Madam please restrain your Plumpasaurus. It is seducing Moto Moto.

Please have your Plumpasaurus fixed/neutered. It has impregnated all of my poor hamsters.

Plumpasaurus by Plumpasaurus February 20, 2021

pimpasaurus 

1. someone who has been pimping since diapers

2. a man who grows above and beyond a silverback

3. an uncontainable force no woman can resist

the pimp-a-saurus can often be found with the bajingo-saurus

his natural mate is the clitorous rex

"omg kevin is a prehistoric pimpasaurus on the hunt! watch out all pus-a-sauruses he's coming for you!"

pimpasaurus by who-could-resist-a-saurus April 23, 2009

pimpasaurus 

A guy with so many skills he is often the object of desire of so many women.

Coach is a pimpasauras, after he tagged all the hoes in one side of the building, he moved on to the next building.

pimpasaurus by Chief August 24, 2004

Pimpasaurus 

A spritual being with such a strong grasp on the concept of "The Pimpin'" that he has reached the status of a Deity.

Pimpasaurus has such an uncanny knack for The Pimpin', he can turn any woman into a hoe simply by blinking in the direction they are from him. THAT is Pimpin'.

Pimpasaurus by Don "Magic" Juan June 11, 2006

pimpasaurus 

The guy with all the game. He can pull hoes at will.

After nailing all those chicks, Dave was voted the best pimpasuruas of all time.

pimpasaurus by Chief August 22, 2004

Pimpasaurus Rex

Pimpasaurus Rex is a derogatory term for someone who is of Jewish decent

“Yo yo yo wassup pimpasaurus rex?”

“Kill yourself”

Pimpasaurus Rex by _#%^*> April 2, 2022