Plumb sucker

A plumb sucker is a short adult female with doe eyes and a pouting, gagging, deportment. Addicted to endless plumb sucking, these human receptacles can be identified by their remote gaze, endless lip licking and upper body rocking motions. Occasionally, they can be found sitting alone in British public parks, fingering their gashes whilst groaning like hamsters in season. In medieval times, before 1997, social records show that the average 18 year old plumb sucker could strip suck the skin off more than 12 firm hoods an hour. That is before the national speed limit was lowered to 8, a decade later.

Oh the joy of a pert young plumb sucker. Oh, how the plumbs are sucked and the juice flows. Moisture, pleasure, and my firm purple headed mountain. Cascading, exploding, flowing - just like a vat of melting ice cream up a nun's clunge on national dogging night.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010

plum sucker

Simply - one who likes to teabag.

My ex-girlfriend Jen wasnt great at giving head but she was a hell of a plum sucker.

by Colster69 January 14, 2009

Plumsucker

Plumsucker is a two-piece music group based out of NYC/DC/NJ. They play experimental blues and rock music.

Yo! Stop whatever you're doing! Plumsucker is playing today! Let's goooo!

by A.J.512 May 5, 2009

plumsucker

This is a Dutch term for a sexual act that involves putting a belt around a girls waist, while engaged in coitus and cinching it tightly. This causes her hips to be pulled apart, thus permitting your balls to be inserted wholly, into her vagina. The belt is released, and the sensation is enjoyed to its fullest potential.

Check out that chicks hips, I bet she's great at the plumsucker!

by Toast January 21, 2005

plumsucker

A word made up by Austin Funk. Means a person who sucks up to everybody

Youse a plumsucker bitch!

by Thomas Averin and Austin Funk November 5, 2004