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Plumb Job 

To thoroughly cover a females fine ass with your favorite scented lotion and screw her crack like there's no tomorrow until orgasm. No penetration is necessary.
She was working under the sink one day and her low rise jeans began to fall. That plumbers crack was irrestable. I reached for the Jergens next to the sink and let the white devil out of the bottle. Her crack being well greased, I unleashed my flesh devil onto her Grand Canyon. Bliss was obtained in the next 15 seconds.
Plumb Job by Andy!!! December 10, 2004
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Plum Job 

An easy and pleasant job that also pays well.
He is very lucky to have got himself a plum job.
Plum Job by HolyMolyOnly July 14, 2016

Plum Job 

This goes beyond deep throat and way past your tricky dick. When the entire sword has been swallowed, one manually pulls open each cheek in order to insert the two orbs, thus orally encasing the entire baby-making mechanism. The advantage for aficionados of deep penetration is that once the globes are inside, two to three more inches of manliness can be thrust forward. Just be careful not to run out of air because disengaging takes a moment and panic could ensue.
She had all my junk in and then she grabbed my ass and took me deep. The thing about a plum job like that is, if she could have forced her tongue out, she would have been rimming me at the same time!
Plum Job by Chris Zizzo August 6, 2008

Dusty Plum Job 

A "Dusty Plum Job" is when you flower up your asshole nicely and proceed to fart on someones face while they are asleep, or just plain not expecting it. The result is the person have moist, poop sented flower all over their face and hair.
Man the bitch was passed out hard so i gave her the meanest dusty plum job anyone has ever seen.
Dusty Plum Job by megaman August 13, 2006

job de plume 

When somebody's name matches what they do, who they are or some characteristic about them, which may or may not result from a phenomenon known as "nominative determinism."
The famous race car driver Sam Speed, the head rowing coach Mr. Rosewell, my paraplegic friend Ted Wheelwright, and the local zookeeper named Sandy Lyons all have job de plumes.
job de plume by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

Plumbjob 

The act of creating a suction during intercourse to plumb a vagina like a plunger. The minimum PSI the penis is required to make is 45. The plumbjob is similar in nature to the suction fuck.
Trey had to unclog his girlfriends vagina utilizing the plumbjob to get it done. He used his knowledge from previous suction fucks to carry it out.
Plumbjob by I_Am_The_Lamb October 12, 2021
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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