plotkin
The term defines the cause of why things go wrong or something breaks when there is no real explanation. The term may also be used to refer to a gullible human being. Someone who believes anything you say.
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Plotkin
The term Plotkin is similar to a blumkin, which is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
The major difference is the voracity of the shit. A blumkin is oral sex during a conservative or average shit, a plotkin is oral sex during an aggressive and explosive shit.
The major difference is the voracity of the shit. A blumkin is oral sex during a conservative or average shit, a plotkin is oral sex during an aggressive and explosive shit.
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Hot Plotkin
When one young gentleman lands a hot steamy fudge dragon directly on the back of the neck of another willing individual.
In the locker room after football practice "Brendan" gave "Zach" a steamy hot plotkin.
After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".
After eating Thai food "Kyle" recieved a fiery hot plotkin from "Luke".
Hot Plotkin by naesmit August 22, 2012
Potkins
The word to describe Hopkins High School in Minnesota. Named because, apparently, everyone at the school smokes pot, but everyone that goes there is super-chill and creative.
Minnetonka kid: What school do you go to?
Hopkins kid: Hopkins
Minnetonka Kid: Oh, you mean Potkins.
Hopkins Kid: better then being a cake eater
Hopkins kid: Hopkins
Minnetonka Kid: Oh, you mean Potkins.
Hopkins Kid: better then being a cake eater
Potkins by MinnesotahNice June 18, 2011
plottin
Used to replace "planning" or "scheming"
-an act of formulating a program for a definite course of action.
-invent,or come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort
-the act or process of drawing up plans or layouts for some project or enterprise.
-the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening.
-an act of formulating a program for a definite course of action.
-invent,or come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort
-the act or process of drawing up plans or layouts for some project or enterprise.
-the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening.
plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq
When you type every column backwards and up.
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys
You've tried qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl and even qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp so now you try plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq the ultimate stage in boredom. soon you will be doing diagonal keys
Bored "dood i typed plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq into google."
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"
Normal "whats qazwy whatever?
Bored " its when you type every column backwards and up"
Normal " sigh, gtfo out of my kitchen"
plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq by PrebHunter December 6, 2010
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