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Bursting, in a non painful sort of way.
You must be Plotzing!
Plotzing by Fragile Bird September 30, 2009

Plotting 

a secret plan or scheme to accomplish some purpose, especially a hostile, unlawful, or evil purpose:
“Aye man I think they plotting on me”
Plotting by DroSims October 17, 2019

Plotting 

The creation of a horrible plan. People who plot will always refuse to tell any of their plans to their friends. People who plot will often come in pairs, wanting to plot together against their friends and/or partners.
“God damn it, Julia and Violet are plotting again.”
“They scare me. I think we should be concerned.”
Plotting by LowestGround May 1, 2020

Baby plotting 

When woman is conspiring to have a baby.
Man my woman be baby plotting on me.
Baby plotting by Tburner December 22, 2020

plotting against the black and white 

This is a response when someone asks what you're doing and you don't want to tell, so you pretty much say you're sitting there pondering how to destroy everyone.
Rachel: Hey, what are you doing?
Tina: Just sitting here plotting against the black and white.

plotting 

Hanging out/ cotching. Having a little jam with a couple of people.

Can be abbreviated to plottin
She's got a free yard, I know she's not on having a massive party but I wouldn't mind plotting at hers for a bit
plotting by Lucy100 March 9, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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