Ploople

To piss and shit at the same exact time

That was one massive ploople I just took

by mommy? sorry, mommy? March 2, 2021

Pooplet

To do a small poop, no bigger than a grape. Such pooplet comes out in multiples and is never a single entity. Therefore pooplets are never alone. If on the rare occasion you do a single pooplet, it is referred to as a pooplia.

Person 1 - 'Are you okay in there?'
Person 2 - 'I won't be long, I'm just doing a pooplet'

by Kirby Duck October 3, 2014

ploogled

After blowing up a balloon, it is the act of releasing the balloon from your grip and letting it fly around the room deflating itself...hence making the "Ploogled" sound.

Jayme: "Here, hold the balloon tight"
Cort: "Oh no, I let go"
Jayme: "Shit, you ploogled it!"

Balloon: "PPFFFBBBBFFSHHH"
Jayme: Ha, its ploogled.

by JayCort December 29, 2006

pooplet

A tiny piece of poop.

I am so constipated, all I squeezed out was one pitiful pooplet.

by melmau November 17, 2007

Pooples

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011

moist pooplets

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet

Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond

by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

Poopler

a series of pipes that are fit into peoples anus's for the pleasure of exchanging fecal matter back and forth.

Joe: hey I got some pvc pipe.
Dodge: Wanna Poopler?!
Joe: why yes I would good friend!

by rocklobzsta January 20, 2011