Pooples

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011

Pooples

Human Excrement of a soft and comfortable texture. Cuddly poo.

Her skin was soft and beautiful like the finest pooples.

by Ferox13 July 16, 2003

Pooples

The chunks of poop left in the toilet after the first flush.

Who left the pooples in the toilet?

by Mike O'Brien July 16, 2008

Pooples

A pet mushroom, usually blue.

I have a pooples.

by Bbeh May 19, 2010

Pooples

The small balls of poop that occur usually due to bad digestive health.

“Ah man, I gotta eat more veggies, I shat pooples earlier”

by bobasaurus rex October 29, 2020

Pooples

Something you say when you just went to say that bad word.

"OH POOPLES I JUST CRAPED MYSELF!"

by LucyWeest April 29, 2016

poopling

A baby poop (or turd) fresh from the butt. If it has been sitting for over an hour, then it's a normal poop.

There was a small poopling on the ground.

by Pooperooni July 12, 2009