Plonsky 

A Plonsky is a cute baby's face the millisecond before it starts to cry!

He is about to plonsky!

Plonsky by Schnatti May 17, 2011

plonky 

an alocholic, who is partial to cheap drinks such as white star

faye -
jon, you are such a plonky

plonky by lancelotrocks December 18, 2007

Plonkyruethilic 

1. To be plump aka fat, round, big

Wyatt Lowe is plonkyruethilic, his belly just jiggles

Plonkyruethilic by Fruity69zesty March 11, 2023

Plonski 

(Verb)

- the act of porking someone while they are blackout status so that they wont know what hit them the next morning

Plonskied

(past tense)

" she just took another shot, i think i might plonski her tonight

(wakes up with no clothes on) " I think i just got plosnkied "

Plonski by plonskied April 23, 2011

sponk plonky

A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.

Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.

sponk plonky by el_tel September 30, 2007

Stonky Plonky 

Someone whos asshole is brown and rotton and has mould growing on it.

Bradley and Becky have stonky plonkys

Stonky Plonky by Adam Shitters July 15, 2018

plonky 

a penguin you put in a mircowave in order to warm up. the penguin then retains the heat and slowly re-releases it into your body.

Plonky is simply one of many, the orginal. These come in lots of different forms (mainly as bears, although as a selection of other animals) however are a traditional gift for a man to give his lover. This guesture symbolises caring, as it is suppose to be used when said man is not around in order to keep warm at night.

Plonky is one of a kind, the orginal penguin used in this context. However since then, this has act has been repeated by those who witnessed it.

It is also complusary for said man/boy to name the teddy/hot bear before giving the gift.

Plonky is a singluar penguin associated with the tradition. However is not an actual brand of heatable soft toys. It is possible to purchase these in various online stores as well as markets and high street shops, the range and selection of animals vary depending on retail. It must also be noted that it is not possible to buy the orginal Plonky, responsiable for starting this geusture.

girl- "how long are you gone? It gets so cold at night when your away"
boy- "its ok, get Plonky, he will keep you warm until i get back"

plonky by H - June 15, 2008