When a man flirts with a woman for the sole purpose of asserting his masculinity. The man may be trying to impress his friends or simply stroke his ego. It is implied that the man is not actually interested in the woman or her reaction but is flirting with her for other reasons. One who plomps is plompous or a plomp-ass.
The hot guy down the hall got drunk one night and tried to flirt with me in front of his friends, it was so weird! He was totally plomping.
by F023425 April 08, 2013
The act of planting poo in an unconscious drunk person's undergarments, followed by convincing the person that they pooed themselves upon waking up.
by Raebosss November 18, 2016
by Pestilence1 March 15, 2018
I cant wait to plomp in front of the tv with some snacks and an ice cold beverage.
All i want to do is plomp!
All i want to do is plomp!
by Dav321 July 06, 2016
a very small man in a very big hat
by Aaron Waddell June 21, 2008
1:John made plomp all over Mary's bare head.
2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.
2:when i was sitting in the park there was some plomp on the floor next to me.
by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 04, 2004
by niggahh_niga_what-what!!! June 17, 2009