ploping

Covering one's testicles in pasta sauce and telling people they are meatballs.

Jeff got drunk and was ploping the entire time he was at the party on Friday.

ploping by daman1127 September 19, 2013

Ping Ploping 

The act of ones self attempting to take a shit then quickly placing his head over the toilet and then drinking the splash-back from the dump.

Chuck " You get up to anything last night Dave?"

Dave " I got a right semi on while Ping Ploping"

Ping Ploping by AtothePzle April 8, 2008

Ninja Pooping

The art of layering the surface of toilet water with toilet paper to minimize the sound of splashing.

That's the last time I have Taco Bell for lunch at work. Now I'm going to have to do some ninja pooping.

Ninja Pooping by Extra Mayo January 27, 2013

Pooping Tom

The act of sneaking into someone else's room, dropping a payload in their toilet, not flushing, and then leaving a note signed 'Pooping Tom' on the toilet seat. Usually occurs in college residence halls.

"Dude, someone left a big, steaming pile of feces in my toilet with a note that said 'Courtesy of the Pooping Tom'!"

Pooping Tom by Rack Jeacher June 11, 2013

Plowing The Snow

The act of cutting/mixing and moving large quantities of cocaine for distribution.

"What did you get upto last night?"

"I was busy plowing the snow for the locals, there was too much of it in one place"

Plowing The Snow by Ricky Quen May 7, 2017

plowing juice 

Farming which under the influence of a significant amount of liquor.

Geez those beans are pretty crooked... he must have planted them on the plowing juice!

plowing juice by kge September 16, 2016

team pooping 

Usually right after lunch break in a factory, employees will fill up the six stalls in the men's room and engage in team pooping. They will talk about useless sports news while they pound one out. The medley of aroma is strangling and will make your eyes burn. If you hold your nose, you will taste it. Truly makes you wish you would have stayed in school.

"Look at Jeremy. He just experienced his first team pooping. Either you love it or you hate it. I think he hates it."

team pooping by Running out of patience March 1, 2008