Plofme 

Pull the fuck up off me. Get off my back. Usually said in a joking matter.

Plofme mother fucker. Plofme bitch.

Plofme by Urq June 14, 2009

Pofmeister 

Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).

"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".

Pofmeister by holyjoe September 22, 2011

Ploomer 

Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .

"Bro I beat my highest record cooming last night, 60cm high!"
"Shut up, Ploomer"

Ploomer by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020

Plomear 

Mexican slang used in the city when somebody shots with a gun, (to a person or things..)

Hey mejor calmate o te voy a "plomear" puto!!
Hey better calm down or I´ll gun you faggot!!!
Esta noche ire a "plomear" el carro de ese marica!!!
This night I´ll gun the car of these faggot!!!

Plomear by blastersito January 22, 2007

Ploomer 

Portmanteu of "plug and humor."
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.

Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer

Ploomer by GrontleGums October 5, 2023

PLOME

Poor Little Ole Me.

A phrase used by old farts like me to describe people who complain about their life incessantly.

He's whining about his life again, he suffers from PLOME disease.

PLOME by Bkaye May 4, 2011

Plommehåve

Someone who is acting like they have no brain, speaks/does something incredible stupid that makes you wish you were blind or deaf.

what are we eating? pizza u plommehåve

Plommehåve by Rebekkasgg January 14, 2016