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Pofmeister
Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).
(Plenty of fish master).
"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".
Pofmeister by holyjoe September 22, 2011
Related Words
Plofme • Ploomer • PLOME • Plomear • plomedy • Plommehåve • plopmehop • Plosmephere • Pofmeister • Plop Mexican
Ploomer
Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .
Ploomer by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020
Plomear
Hey mejor calmate o te voy a "plomear" puto!!
Hey better calm down or I´ll gun you faggot!!!
Esta noche ire a "plomear" el carro de ese marica!!!
This night I´ll gun the car of these faggot!!!
Hey better calm down or I´ll gun you faggot!!!
Esta noche ire a "plomear" el carro de ese marica!!!
This night I´ll gun the car of these faggot!!!
Plomear by blastersito January 22, 2007
Ploomer
Portmanteu of "plug and humor."
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.
Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer
Ploomer by GrontleGums October 5, 2023
Plommehåve
Someone who is acting like they have no brain, speaks/does something incredible stupid that makes you wish you were blind or deaf.
Plommehåve by Rebekkasgg January 14, 2016
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Pee Calculus
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