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by Urq June 14, 2009
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(Plenty of fish master).
(Plenty of fish master).
"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".
by holyjoe September 22, 2011
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Very similar to a Coomer, except that they are addicted to masturbating at a competitive level. They attempt to shoot a huge load as high into the air as they can, always trying to beat their high score .
by UnkindledAnri February 4, 2020
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Hey better calm down or I´ll gun you faggot!!!
Esta noche ire a "plomear" el carro de ese marica!!!
This night I´ll gun the car of these faggot!!!
Hey better calm down or I´ll gun you faggot!!!
Esta noche ire a "plomear" el carro de ese marica!!!
This night I´ll gun the car of these faggot!!!
by blastersito January 22, 2007
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A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.
A person who says mean-spirited and bad-taste humour that itself is not funny, often with nonsequitors that only reinforce the comedian's ability to only go for the lowest hanging fruit possible, which is reinforced by their terribly delivery. The Plug Hole is pulled when the comedian uses "It's just a joke!" in a pissed off tone once their joke is misinterpreted as their actual opinion. An easy and efficient way to antagonise and alienate a potential group of friends.
Friend 1: You haven't seen Forrest Gump?
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer
Friend 2: If I wanted to watch a disabled person run around for 90 minutes, I would just watch the paraolympics
Friend 1: Dude, what the fuck?
Friend 2: It's just a joke you idiot
Friend 1: Honestly mate, you're a ploomer
by GrontleGums October 5, 2023
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A phrase used by old farts like me to describe people who complain about their life incessantly.
A phrase used by old farts like me to describe people who complain about their life incessantly.
by Bkaye May 4, 2011
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by Rebekkasgg January 14, 2016
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