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Straight Pies n Ham 

When someone is talking absolute shit.

Couldnt be further from the truth.
Nathan: "Hey dude you know that mint as chick what was at that party on the weekend?"

Darren:"Yeh man , what about her?"

Nathan:"I totally demolished her pussy , she fkn loved it!"

Darren:"Not gunna lie to ya man , your pretty much talking Straight Pies n Ham"

needle nose pliers 

pliers that taper to a point, usually used for precision tasks.
needle nose pliers are great for bending paper clips.
needle nose pliers by je007 June 25, 2009

Neck Pies 

She left HUGE neck pies on him last night.
Neck Pies by AnOnionAndAMeme August 14, 2016

Eating naughty pork pies in the bath 

Bath time botty action with processed meat in the bath

The fetish of inserting processed meat into the rectum, whilst having a bath. E.g. Pepperoni, pork pies, a savaloi or a sausage roll.
"Yeah, I'd definitely say I'm kinky but not OVERLY so. I'm up for eating naughty pork pies in the bath every now and again, but nothing too crazy!"

Nail Pliers

When you are on a call with your friend and they clip their nails so loudly.
Jade stop clipping your nails with your nail Pliers.
Nail Pliers by DudeManSlim May 31, 2021

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