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Picket Teeth

A derogatory term describing someone's set of teeth that resemble a picket fence that is in disrepair.
Frank's grill was so bad with gaps and crisscrossed incisors it looked liked he had Picket Teeth!
Picket Teeth by will bitten December 21, 2016

Kenny Pickett 

The act of replacing your girlfriend with a hotter, better, finer, more beautiful looking specimen.

Because lets all be real. We all dated that one fucking ogre looking mf who smelled like rancid dog ass and who would flirt with a fucking stone if given the chance.
Guy 1: Bro I just Kenny Pickett my girl. She looked like a troll fetus!

Guys friends: That's what we have been trying to tell you!
Kenny Pickett by HughJass1986 July 9, 2023

Picket line 

A boundary created by workers participating in a strike, generally at the workplace entrance, which other workers are asked not to pass.
Even though we are on Strike, Jimmy crosses the Picket line and goes to work
Picket line by GrimJ9045 October 15, 2021

Harry S. Plinkett 

A psychotic, alcoholic, syphilitic serial killer who reviews classical movie franchises as a testimony to their total and utter destruction by a corporate-board controlled exhumation leading to the obliteration of everything that was once good. (e.g. Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones,...)

Mr. Plinkett's sardonic reviews can be considered the catalyst of entitled internet armchair criticism and the re-discovery of Totino's Pizza-Rolls.
Harry S. Plinkett's The Force Awakens Review was the most disappointing thing since my son.
Harry S. Plinkett by wt137 March 5, 2020

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome 

a state of mind where a person blindly holds on to the idea of their perfect lifestyle, regardless of the inevitable life factors that make it impossible for it to be true.

For example if your mom keeps acting as if your family is that all American "white picket fence" family from the 50s, when no one acts or thinks that way (Extreme example:your parents expecte everyone to come home and talk about their day but your brother is hooked on meth and never comes home while your sister is at her boyfriends house pretending she doesn't have a family).
My mom has such a white-picket-fence-syndrome!
Ugly girls that go to University of Illinois. They are the rated 4 or under on the hotness scale. They tend to throw up while giving oral sex outside of frat parties. They have low self-esteem and often have extremely hairy vaginas. They make guys cum in under 2 minutes while giving over the pants hand jobs.
Did that pleckete have a mustache?
pleckete by PLeckstar1 June 19, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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