please help
A phrase you search on the urban dictionary after reading too many definitions that you didn’t want to know
please help by Hellfishbish January 27, 2019
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Please help me
I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house
Please help me
Please help me by High g8 guy March 18, 2019
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Please help me • please help • Please help I've had a strokety pokety • i accidentally ended up on urban dictionary please help me • I am being held hostage please help • if you find this then please help • I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god • I am in great pain. please help me. • i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me • Please someone help
Please help I've had a strokety pokety
Please help I've had a strokety pokety by I'm stupid July 10, 2022
Please Help Me
Typically used in text when one individual is trying to receive nudes from another person. Users of the phrase are typically associated with fuck boys, bums, and generally insurable people. Although usage of the term, "please help me" is also often used by the more productive people of society ironically.
Joey sent Abby a picture of himself with the caption, "Please Help Me". With the goal of receiving adult images from Abby.
Please Help Me by Mr_Eisme March 20, 2024
I am in great pain. please help me.
What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.
What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.
I am in great pain. please help me. by ThathandleisalreadyinuseWHAT'S May 24, 2021
I am being held hostage please help
PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.
I am being held hostage please help by The Real William Shakespeare June 21, 2020
i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me
I am in constant agony. My life is a mess. As a kid I had a natural aptitude for math and science, but I let it get to my head, ultimately ruining my possibility to go to college.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
Isaiah: Hey, Ed! Haven't seen you in a few years, how are you don't?
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
Me: I am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me.
Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
i am in constant agony, this is not a joke; please help me by MrDrEdward October 31, 2021
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