platyseal

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Noun
The corrupted hybrid of a platypus, and a seal. It's call is resembled as ahoo. It feasts on the blood of the living although it is a gentle creature if it is fed daily.

Dude, I just saw a platyseal the other day!!
The rare playseal wanders over in search of blood to feast upon.

platyseal by Shilo-Jen March 31, 2009

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Platyseal

One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal.

We went to the zoo today. We saw a platyseal.

Platyseal by Pj Flaherty March 8, 2011

Related Words

platyseal • Platysalad • platyhelminthes • platestalker • Platybear • platybelodon • pat seals • Play real

platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"

During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.

platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014

Platyhelminthes

Platyhelminthes is a emo, stinky, loveable worm. Yet somehow does cringe things, and keeps saying 'STOP', 'UNFUNNY. But these creatures are somehow great to make fun off; also flirt with.

Toki : flirts
Platyhelminthes : STOP

Explanation #2

Fresh : platyhelminthes is a lesbian
Platyhelminthed : you are unfunny.

Platyhelminthes by Tokishuma October 16, 2021

platyhelminthes

To use a science sounding word to impress a pretty girl

Yo, Megan's a sexy tuna sammich!! Daaam, yo she straight platyhelminthes!

platyhelminthes by Platyhelminthes May 3, 2019

Platysalad

The sexual act of the female trying to fit her toe into her male partner's penis hole using a spatula while a platypus eats cabbage out of the female's belly button.

Woah. Last night my girlfriend wanted to do the platysalad! It was epic!

Platysalad by Miraclulous Glostick January 24, 2011

Platybear

A platypus and a bear mutated into one and also the name of Aaron AKA Timmy who is a stoopid idot and im smartererer then him cuz he stupidererer then me and he also likes butt pirates for some reason cuz hes a stoopid weird idot

What's a Platybear

Platybear by OMS_Bored December 17, 2018

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

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Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

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Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

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