platyseal

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Noun
The corrupted hybrid of a platypus, and a seal. It's call is resembled as ahoo. It feasts on the blood of the living although it is a gentle creature if it is fed daily.

Dude, I just saw a platyseal the other day!!
The rare playseal wanders over in search of blood to feast upon.

platyseal by Shilo-Jen March 31, 2009

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Platyseal

One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal.

We went to the zoo today. We saw a platyseal.

Platyseal by Pj Flaherty March 8, 2011

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platyseal • Platysalad • platyhelminthes • platestalker • Platybear • platybelodon • pat seals • Play real

platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"

During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.

platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014

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Platyhelminthes

Platyhelminthes is a emo, stinky, loveable worm. Yet somehow does cringe things, and keeps saying 'STOP', 'UNFUNNY. But these creatures are somehow great to make fun off; also flirt with.

Toki : flirts
Platyhelminthes : STOP

Explanation #2

Fresh : platyhelminthes is a lesbian
Platyhelminthed : you are unfunny.

Platyhelminthes by Tokishuma October 16, 2021

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platyhelminthes

To use a science sounding word to impress a pretty girl

Yo, Megan's a sexy tuna sammich!! Daaam, yo she straight platyhelminthes!

platyhelminthes by Platyhelminthes May 3, 2019

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Platysalad

The sexual act of the female trying to fit her toe into her male partner's penis hole using a spatula while a platypus eats cabbage out of the female's belly button.

Woah. Last night my girlfriend wanted to do the platysalad! It was epic!

Platysalad by Miraclulous Glostick January 24, 2011

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Platybear

A platypus and a bear mutated into one and also the name of Aaron AKA Timmy who is a stoopid idot and im smartererer then him cuz he stupidererer then me and he also likes butt pirates for some reason cuz hes a stoopid weird idot

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Platybear by OMS_Bored December 17, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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