platyseal 

Noun
The corrupted hybrid of a platypus, and a seal. It's call is resembled as ahoo. It feasts on the blood of the living although it is a gentle creature if it is fed daily.

Dude, I just saw a platyseal the other day!!
The rare playseal wanders over in search of blood to feast upon.

platyseal by Shilo-Jen March 31, 2009

Platyseal 

One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal.

We went to the zoo today. We saw a platyseal.

Platyseal by Pj Flaherty March 8, 2011

platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"

During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.

platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014

Platyhelminthes 

Platyhelminthes is a emo, stinky, loveable worm. Yet somehow does cringe things, and keeps saying 'STOP', 'UNFUNNY. But these creatures are somehow great to make fun off; also flirt with.

Toki : flirts
Platyhelminthes : STOP

Explanation #2

Fresh : platyhelminthes is a lesbian
Platyhelminthed : you are unfunny.

Platyhelminthes by Tokishuma October 16, 2021

platyhelminthes 

To use a science sounding word to impress a pretty girl

Yo, Megan's a sexy tuna sammich!! Daaam, yo she straight platyhelminthes!

platyhelminthes by Platyhelminthes May 3, 2019

Platysalad 

The sexual act of the female trying to fit her toe into her male partner's penis hole using a spatula while a platypus eats cabbage out of the female's belly button.

Woah. Last night my girlfriend wanted to do the platysalad! It was epic!

Platysalad by Miraclulous Glostick January 24, 2011

Platybear 

A platypus and a bear mutated into one and also the name of Aaron AKA Timmy who is a stoopid idot and im smartererer then him cuz he stupidererer then me and he also likes butt pirates for some reason cuz hes a stoopid weird idot

What's a Platybear

Platybear by OMS_Bored December 17, 2018