platyseal

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Noun
The corrupted hybrid of a platypus, and a seal. It's call is resembled as ahoo. It feasts on the blood of the living although it is a gentle creature if it is fed daily.

Dude, I just saw a platyseal the other day!!
The rare playseal wanders over in search of blood to feast upon.

platyseal by Shilo-Jen March 31, 2009

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Platyseal

One day, Mr. Platypus was super horny, but he could only find a seal to mate with. Platypus + Seal = Platyseal.

We went to the zoo today. We saw a platyseal.

Platyseal by Pj Flaherty March 8, 2011

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platestalker

Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"

During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.

platestalker by lil' nicky February 9, 2014

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Platyhelminthes

Platyhelminthes is a emo, stinky, loveable worm. Yet somehow does cringe things, and keeps saying 'STOP', 'UNFUNNY. But these creatures are somehow great to make fun off; also flirt with.

Toki : flirts
Platyhelminthes : STOP

Explanation #2

Fresh : platyhelminthes is a lesbian
Platyhelminthed : you are unfunny.

Platyhelminthes by Tokishuma October 16, 2021

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platyhelminthes

To use a science sounding word to impress a pretty girl

Yo, Megan's a sexy tuna sammich!! Daaam, yo she straight platyhelminthes!

platyhelminthes by Platyhelminthes May 3, 2019

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Platysalad

The sexual act of the female trying to fit her toe into her male partner's penis hole using a spatula while a platypus eats cabbage out of the female's belly button.

Woah. Last night my girlfriend wanted to do the platysalad! It was epic!

Platysalad by Miraclulous Glostick January 24, 2011

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Platybear

A platypus and a bear mutated into one and also the name of Aaron AKA Timmy who is a stoopid idot and im smartererer then him cuz he stupidererer then me and he also likes butt pirates for some reason cuz hes a stoopid weird idot

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Platybear by OMS_Bored December 17, 2018

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doorwall

A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.

"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"

doorwall by MaxSeven October 26, 2011

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Cracked

Internet gaming term used for people who are insanely good at something.

Teammate wipes out the entire enemy team.
You: Holy shit, he's fucking cracked!

Cracked by Hwangje Hien April 22, 2020

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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