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The sexual act of the female trying to fit her toe into her male partner's penis hole using a spatula while a platypus eats cabbage out of the female's belly button.

Woah. Last night my girlfriend wanted to do the platysalad! It was epic!

by Miraclulous Glostick January 23, 2011

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