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The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse 

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.
Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!
Related Words
Plarse Parsec Plars Parse pearse parseltongue Parselmouth Parsex plare Plasé
A satirical, but befitting term commonly used in the osu! game community towards (mostly but not limited to) new players who ask dumb and vague questions about ways to get better at the game.

It's a contraction of the phrase "play more," asking players to just play more and discover the game and hence, improving at the game.

Most commonly used against questions like "How do I get better at the game??? any tips???" and "I can't play better what do I do?????"

So how do you get better at osu?

plare.
New player : "BRUUH I CANT GET BETTER AT THE GAME?!?! I've even been using the Rafis and tonehh osu skin too but no use! Someone PLEASE give me tips to improve and get more acc and pp??"

Literally everyone else: "plare, dude."
plare by Gummeh January 23, 2021
The state or quality of an object or being in a situation where any possibility is plausible.
While standing on a balcony in Zurich, Benji said to Jaycup and Sri Racha, “man I’m so plause right now!”
Plause by Lemon-Grass OzStrasse January 14, 2019

Plansexual

Somebody who is sexually attracted to the IcyVoid Lore figure, Planispheric.
Figure 1. "I think I might be plansexual."
Figure 2. "boi what the hell boi"
Plansexual by DoorM47 January 27, 2022

drinking the parsec sherbet

leaving home without the possibility of coming back
tomorrow's the flight. i'll stop by your house and say goodbye before drinking the parsec sherbet.

parseltongue 

From the Harry Potter series written by J.K. Rowling. Parseltongue is the language of Snakes.
"Harry we heard you speaking Parseltongue!"
parseltongue by Dumbledore July 26, 2004