Plause

The state or quality of an object or being in a situation where any possibility is plausible.

While standing on a balcony in Zurich, Benji said to Jaycup and Sri Racha, “man I’m so plause right now!”

by Lemon-Grass OzStrasse January 14, 2019

plause

Short for plausible. Replaces old words like 'boss' or 'legit'

1. "My shoes are so plause, they make your shoes look like they belong on a chav."

2. "You're looking pretty plause today!"

by thegameisplause March 22, 2010

horror-plause

Clapping while simultaneously expressing groaning audibly or grimacing. A schizophrenic reaction to something one find's both funny and horrific.

The audience gave Conan O'Brien only horror-plause for his monologue--no genuine laughter for him tonight.

by Catherine McHenry March 11, 2008

Horror-Plause

Deep disgust followed by applause. Reluctant but overwhelming approval.

Conan O'Brien's insensitive joke drew a horror-plause from his audience.

by Zach Getsmall March 11, 2008

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse

The ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse is an incredibly famous duster, the best of the best. No one dusts it off like he does. If you have an Eghroots Mintz-Plasse that needs dusting, call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse.

Sweet mother of god, my car, it needs dusting. I know! I'll call the ol' Eghroots Mintz-Plasse!

by Eghroots Mintz-Plasse October 25, 2016

Lost Pause

A guy on the Internet that makes money by staring at boobs all day. Otherwise known as Noble.

Lost Pause just made cringe-worthy shit yesterday. Though, it was pretty funny.

by A Person on the Internet. June 19, 2016

Shatner Pause

Shatner Pause (punctuation) - A "Shatner Pause" is an insertion of an unnecessary pause while speaking or communicating through text based systems such as SMS text, chatting, or instant messaging. A Shatner Pause is defined as any sentence where two or more words are incorrectly given more emphasis and immediately followed by a pause whereupon the sentence is continued where yet another Shatner Pause may be inserted or the sentence ended.

In literary situations, such as text based communication or in print, the Shatner Pause should be designated using the double comma " ,, " instead of ellipsis " ... ". The ellipse "..." is properly used as a moment of silence. A moment of silence without defined theatrics is not defined as a Shatner Pause. Take note that the Shatner Pause in print does not carry the same grammar properties as typical punctuation in that it may interrupt a sentence without any notice but will not alter the structure of the sentence in any way.

The Shatner Pause was made famous by its namesake William Shatner. William Shatner is a professional actor and entertainer who gained popularity as Capt. Kirk on the 1960's television series Star Trek. Many examples of the Shatner Pause can be found watching the episodes.

"The night will bring,, many hardships before the sun rises." single Shatner Pause

"You are,, eating my chips,, and I want them back" example of a double Shatner Pause

by Ghost @ NerdNOS May 6, 2010