Plarted 

When you have to take a plop, then you fart and you accidentally plop in your pants

Mom I plarted!

Plarted by ChasleyLR October 9, 2016

Planted 

To be thrown into the ground with significant force and impact. Common in combat sports such as Judo, Wrestling and MMA. Often involves the thrower falling on top of his/her opponent, resulting in a more severe impact.

Without the protection of mats, planting your opponent can often result in serious injury and death, and is often a fight-ending move.

Harai Goshi and O Soto Gari are common judo techniques that can be used to plant somebody.

He couldn't stand up for 5 minutes after getting PLANTED! He should not have agreed to fight with a Judoka.

Planted by 69cuntdestroyer February 25, 2018

chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole

An asshole no matter how you look at him. A complete, perfect asshole.

Warren:"So Mayson fucked it up again. Words cannot describe what a douche-bag he is...."
Jose:"Oh yes they can--he's a chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole!"

chrome-plated, 360 degree asshole by Kieran Le Petomaine November 20, 2006

roots planted 

The feeling when you're so high that you begin to melt into whatever you're sitting or laying on. The feeling originates in there main areas, the back of your head, your spine, and your feet. The rest of the body then begins to follow and plant it's roots. You have to resist the urge to fall asleep.

Example:
Erik: my roots planted are planting so hard right now
Louie: my roots planted a looong time

roots planted by louieh June 6, 2014

Gold-Plated Rule 

Have done to you what you would have done to others.

This rule explains how you should only support what you would want to be done to you in the same situation. For example: only support the limiting of speech if you want your speech to be limited.

The Gold-Plated Rule would posit that those who get others banned from social media will be banned from social media.

Gold-Plated Rule by The Tastiest July 25, 2019

gold plated 

A person who is only there for show but not really a good person or friend

I had a ticket I forgot about, so when I got pulled over, they took me in. I called Jeff to bail me out, gold plated fucker didn't. I just got out today.

gold plated by Polluter1 June 7, 2018

Bomb Has Been Planted 

From the popular game Counter-Strike the terrorist teams objective in defusal is to plant a bomb at site A or B. Once the bomb has been coded the narrator of the game will announce "Bomb Has Been Planted" along with a 40 second countdown till it eventually explodes

"BRO THE FUCKING BOMB HAS BEEN PLANTED DEFUSE IT CLUTCH OR KICK"

Bomb Has Been Planted by ExtraVirginOliveOil March 14, 2020