pornometer

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.

"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."

by Costco October 26, 2007

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penometer

The official ANSI intrument for measuring penis length and girth

by Cornwallis September 17, 2003

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poopometer

A device used to measure the potency of poop.

1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.

by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008

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Hornometer

A piece of jewelry that is capable of measuring the arousal level -- on a scale of 1 to 20, with 1 being completely asexual and 20 being insatiable -- of its wearer. A related component is also capable of adjusting the arousal level for desired effect. As outlined in the ebook, The Hornometer, by Joe Mudak

Jason wasn't sure if he should make a move on his girlfriend, so he quickly checked the readout on her hornometer. When he saw that it only registered an 8, he quickly raised her arousal level to 15.

by Joe Mudak October 5, 2013

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Pornoetry

Pornographic poetry. It is often used by people that want to look semi-intelligent. They use it to profess their undying love in a poetic sense. The worse kind uses forced rhymes and dumb synonyms.

An good example of bad pornoetry:
"The oyster of lust
opens to the world
As thousands thrust
their spears unfurled
Firmly into her socket"

by Universal Bob July 20, 2008

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