Planet sexual

when you are sexually attracted to planet ;)

Henry- “holy fuck is that a planet?”

Joe - “Yes and now I’m getting horny.”

Henry - “shut up you planet sexual ass”

by that kid across the road October 29, 2019

Plant sexual

you want to fuck a cactus

"Hi i just wanted to let you know that i am plant sexual"

by Destustang March 7, 2021

plantsexual

some dumb motherfuckers wanting to be opressed so bad they think plantsexual is part of the lgtbq community

you shouldnt fuck plants they have no personality

person 1 :"im plantsexual!"
smart person 2 "how do you fuck a plant??! like they may be pretty but not in that kind of way holy shit"
person 2 smart yeah "fuck off homophobic bitch"

by plantedcandy March 18, 2021

plantsexual

some knockoff wannabe sexuality plant farmer. this is NOT a fucking valid sexuality, if you think so i n e v e r want to talk to you. tyvm </3

plantsexual is not a valid sexuality

by °sxn_flxwer° May 26, 2021

Planesexual

A sexual attraction to planes; wanting to have a KC135 stick its boom in you. Often a word used by plane spotters to show how they feel about aircraft.

I heard that guy is planesexual, he had sex with a Cessna 208B

by PHXAV May 7, 2018

plantsexual

Either a shitty attempt at being a mocking homophobe or someone who needs to touch some fucking grass.

Person 1: Hey, can I tell you something?
Person 2: Yeah what?
Person 1: I'm plantsexual.
Person 2: Are you fucking kidding me? What type of person shoves a fucking cactus up your ass? Adios, we are no longer friends.

by smokey-skies March 18, 2022

Who made my son plantsexual?

Seriously who the FUCK made my son plantsexual. HOW DOES HE KNOW HES PLANTSEXUAL

Who SHOVED A CACTUS up HIS ASS and (but seriously who made my son plantsexual?)

by MinionGorl November 2, 2019