Plan G

the person you would leave the bar with after every fat and or ugly girl has turned you down. Often this will be someone you made fun of upon arrival but in your final moments of drunken desperation, you proposition for sex. Generally this person must be approached in the parking lot to save face.
Tom: "Dammit, I can't believe that fatty with the lazy eye suddenly remembered she had a boyfriend!"
Steve: "Bummer, guess you can just go home and beat cry again"
Tom:"Hell no, I've still got Plan G"
Steve:"I'm pretty sure that's not even a female!"
by BestWorstPractices April 23, 2011
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Plan G

Plan G is the life plan when you seduce a rich person (age does matter but usually old), to get what want in life instead of acting "working" for it.
Damn it I just failed all my exams and now I can't follow my original plan, I guess I should probably use Plan G
by God of Everything March 24, 2016
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