Plan G

the person you would leave the bar with after every fat and or ugly girl has turned you down. Often this will be someone you made fun of upon arrival but in your final moments of drunken desperation, you proposition for sex. Generally this person must be approached in the parking lot to save face.

Tom: "Dammit, I can't believe that fatty with the lazy eye suddenly remembered she had a boyfriend!"
Steve: "Bummer, guess you can just go home and beat cry again"
Tom:"Hell no, I've still got Plan G"
Steve:"I'm pretty sure that's not even a female!"

by BestWorstPractices May 14, 2011

Plan G

Plan G is the life plan when you seduce a rich person (age does matter but usually old), to get what want in life instead of acting "working" for it.

Damn it I just failed all my exams and now I can't follow my original plan, I guess I should probably use Plan G

by God of Everything July 11, 2016

plan gl

Short for Plan Get Laid

so hows plan gl going?

its not the going....its the comming

by MrT1ki September 17, 2007

plan-glue

Situational social adherent that maintains agreed-upon itineraries.

"Tracy is so flaky, someone needs to slap some plan-glue on that girl."

by Canned Herbs June 13, 2020

Plan gtfo

Plan gtfo means “ get the flip out”. This is used when some random situation happen you don’t want nothing to be part of.

“Welp. Since there’s a big raccoon in the house, I’m gonna use Plan gtfo.”

by Random problems January 17, 2018

straight plan for the gay man

Opposite of queer eye for the straight guy

The Metrosexuals are taking over!

by Christina August 13, 2004

Straight Plan for the Gay Man

An American program on Comedy Central, this show is a spoof of "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy." It features four straight comedians (Curtis Gwynn, Billy Merritt, Kyle Grooms, Rob Riggle), who are known as the Flab Four. They make over a gay man on each episode so he can pass as straight.

The make-overs include lessons in poor manners, spartan home decorating, unfashionable wardrobes, and an overdeveloped ego to mask all personal failings. There were only three episodes.

In the three episodes of Straight Plan for the Gay Man, they made over a fashion salesman into a meatpacker (I-rony!), a yoga instructor into a jock, and an entertainer into a suave babe magnet.

by Lock Down April 12, 2008