Pactard

Fanboi(s) of Manny (pacman) Pacquiao who really has no knowledge of boxing. When a Pactard Argues over boxing, their ONLY artillery are how another boxer is a pussy and racist comments... Arguing with a Pactrad has the equivalence of slamming your head into a brick wall due to their stupidity and ignorance.

Pactard: F**K Floyd He's a pussy he's all about money!
Sane person: Thats how he makes his living?
Pactrad: PACMAN WILL BUST THE NI**ER'S FACE IN! F**K THAT MONKEY!! PACMAN RULES PINOY POWER!!!!
Sane Person: Floyd is undefeated while pacman has 3 loses under his belt?
Pactard: HE STILL A STINKY MONKEY!!! LOL
Sane person: ... /facepalm

Pactard by Thizzlol April 5, 2010

Hewlett Packard 

a type of company that likes slowing your computer down with bloatware

guy: dang, stupid hp
friend: why's it stupid?
guy: cause they said the computer i just bought is the best for gaming and yet it can't play a simple flash game.
friend: that sure is stupid of Hewlett Packard

Hewlett Packard by GeorgieFrank November 23, 2015

Packard Goose 

A kind of duck. Also the name of a Frank Zappa song. This word can also mean a person who has sucked so much cock that their lips grew and shapped like duck lips.

Matheus Leao Moeira was caught shoplifting in brazil and was forced to suck cock. He loved it so much that he sucked so much cock he turned into a packard goose. Jornalisms kinda scary. Fuck you bisexual hypocrite.

Packard Goose by Gosuckanotherfatoneyoubisexual November 19, 2020

Packard Bell 

Packard Bell, not to be confused with Hewlett-Packard, was an electronics company which manufactured PCs of such terrible quality that its products are aptly referred to as "Packaged Hell." Once you purchased one of their machines, you were stuck with a heap of crap after the motherboard or power supply invariably failed (the company insisted on using odd form factors making sure spare parts were impossible to find). Fortunately, the company ceased selling its crash-happy computers in the U.S. in 2000. Unfortunately, the brand continues to plague the European market.

You: hi sir, I'd like to buy a power supply for an A8550 Packard Bell.
Clerk: *blink*
You: uhh...well?
Clerk: may I interest you in a high-powered rifle for the disposal of your machine?

Packard Bell by hgdt43 March 14, 2008

packard bell 

A PC company who entrap newbies with their pathetically outdated, yet extortionatly priced PCs.

Hah! You own a Packard Smell - you suck!

packard bell by Spoofnet October 30, 2003

Hewlett Packard 

Hewlett Packard, abbreviated HP, is a corporation dedicated to manufacturing top-of-the-line malfunctioning, Cambodian sweatshop assembled, eAIDS infested plastic and metal scraps or "personal computers" run on Mongolian prostitutes' tit milk. HP laptops are as reliable, trustworthy, and totally clean of any "surprises" as much as a Hoe's Pussy. HP laptops are like used Afghani goat condoms repacked and assured of their technological innovativeness, technologically a hybrid between an ACER, a shopping cart, and liquidated, metal casted soiled drapes.

-Dude you bought an HP? Hewlett Packard "laptop" resting on my bed) [Yeah. She's tired though, she fucks me so hard 24/7 bitch almost caused a fire.

-How much?
$1500

Hewlett Packard by NukifyouBuk December 4, 2010

Pactards 

Fans of Manny Pacquiao who are uninformed and know absolutely nothing about the sport of boxing except anything related to Manny Pacquiao or when Floyd Mayweather will fight him.

On December 8th 2012, I was watching the Pacquiao-Marquez PPV card in a sports bar down in my city and while one of the undercard fights was going on between Yuriorkis Gamboa and Michael Farenas (a Manny Pacquiao look-a-like), a group of Pactards shrieked out of nowhere when they saw a cut on his face yelling "oh no manny" not aware that it wasn't Manny Pacquiao who was fighting at the moment.

Pactards by pimpgoz January 11, 2013