placemats

Most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.

Hey Stevo you get the $5 Roulette coupon off one of those placemats from JOES DINER?

by Mr Falcone November 11, 2007

placemats

Rectangular pieces of cloth that are placed under your dinner plate to protect a valuable lace table cover.

Joe and Stevo felt like placemats as Thorn drooled over his winning ticket.

by StarnetGypsy December 7, 2007

planemas

The official holiday to celebrate 9/11 and the people who will never forget it.

Happy Planemas Everyone!

by wankvill June 29, 2006

PLACEMAT

The tatoo on the lower back of a female. Someplace to put your drink.

Bend over and let me use your placemat, baby!

by Dan Davis August 27, 2005

placemat

The tattoo on the small of a womens back (usually tribal with a fuckin butterfy).

DUDE, when you pull out just set your dick on her placemat.

by Duzer May 10, 2006

placemaker

The act of inserting a butt plug into your girl friend to make a place for anal sex later that evening.

Me and my lady were sitting on a park bench when I said we probably make things easier for later and placemaker now.

by Midwest November 12, 2014

placemate

to kiss someone after they perform a difficult task

Will you be my placemate for getting abs

by aution May 15, 2018