placemats

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Most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.

Hey Stevo you get the $5 Roulette coupon off one of those placemats from JOES DINER?

placemats by Mr Falcone November 11, 2007

Words you can keep

placemats

Rectangular pieces of cloth that are placed under your dinner plate to protect a valuable lace table cover.

Joe and Stevo felt like placemats as Thorn drooled over his winning ticket.

placemats by StarnetGypsy December 7, 2007

Related Words

PLACEMAT • placemate • placemaker • placementship • planemas • peace mate • Placenta Shark • Placenta slap • Plate Mates

planemas

The official holiday to celebrate 9/11 and the people who will never forget it.

Happy Planemas Everyone!

planemas by wankvill June 29, 2006

PLACEMAT

The tatoo on the lower back of a female. Someplace to put your drink.

Bend over and let me use your placemat, baby!

PLACEMAT by Dan Davis August 27, 2005

placemat

The tattoo on the small of a womens back (usually tribal with a fuckin butterfy).

DUDE, when you pull out just set your dick on her placemat.

placemat by Duzer May 10, 2006

placemaker

The act of inserting a butt plug into your girl friend to make a place for anal sex later that evening.

Me and my lady were sitting on a park bench when I said we probably make things easier for later and placemaker now.

placemaker by Midwest November 12, 2014

placemate

to kiss someone after they perform a difficult task

Will you be my placemate for getting abs

placemate by aution May 15, 2018

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026