placemats 

Most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.

Hey Stevo you get the $5 Roulette coupon off one of those placemats from JOES DINER?

placemats by Mr Falcone November 11, 2007

placemats 

Rectangular pieces of cloth that are placed under your dinner plate to protect a valuable lace table cover.

Joe and Stevo felt like placemats as Thorn drooled over his winning ticket.

placemats by StarnetGypsy December 7, 2007

planemas

The official holiday to celebrate 9/11 and the people who will never forget it.

Happy Planemas Everyone!

planemas by wankvill June 29, 2006

PLACEMAT 

The tatoo on the lower back of a female. Someplace to put your drink.

Bend over and let me use your placemat, baby!

PLACEMAT by Dan Davis August 27, 2005

placemat 

The tattoo on the small of a womens back (usually tribal with a fuckin butterfy).

DUDE, when you pull out just set your dick on her placemat.

placemat by Duzer May 10, 2006

placemaker 

The act of inserting a butt plug into your girl friend to make a place for anal sex later that evening.

Me and my lady were sitting on a park bench when I said we probably make things easier for later and placemaker now.

placemaker by Midwest November 12, 2014

placemate 

to kiss someone after they perform a difficult task

Will you be my placemate for getting abs

placemate by aution May 15, 2018