PLACEMAT

The tatoo on the lower back of a female. Someplace to put your drink.

Bend over and let me use your placemat, baby!

by Dan Davis August 27, 2005

placemat

The tattoo on the small of a womens back (usually tribal with a fuckin butterfy).

DUDE, when you pull out just set your dick on her placemat.

by Duzer May 10, 2006

french place mat

french place mat

french place mat here

by Xxx Requis Blackman XXX November 30, 2020

Texas Place Mat

Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.

The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.

Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.

by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020

placemats

Most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.

Hey Stevo you get the $5 Roulette coupon off one of those placemats from JOES DINER?

by Mr Falcone November 11, 2007

placemaker

The act of inserting a butt plug into your girl friend to make a place for anal sex later that evening.

Me and my lady were sitting on a park bench when I said we probably make things easier for later and placemaker now.

by Midwest November 12, 2014

placemats

Rectangular pieces of cloth that are placed under your dinner plate to protect a valuable lace table cover.

Joe and Stevo felt like placemats as Thorn drooled over his winning ticket.

by StarnetGypsy December 7, 2007