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PLACEMAT 

The tatoo on the lower back of a female. Someplace to put your drink.
Bend over and let me use your placemat, baby!
PLACEMAT by Dan Davis August 27, 2005
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placemat 

The tattoo on the small of a womens back (usually tribal with a fuckin butterfy).
DUDE, when you pull out just set your dick on her placemat.
placemat by Duzer May 10, 2006

french place mat 

Texas Place Mat

Using your girl’s panties as a wet spot barrier between her ass and your expensive bed sheets.

The panties are removed in anticipation of oral sex or coitus then spread smoothly under her ass like a place mat to catch her wetness, squirt and eventually your busted nut that leaks down the taint.
Thanks to the Texas place mat, I was able to have a nice dry post nut nap.
Texas Place Mat by Dick Onchin December 2, 2020

placemats 

Most times a piece of paper with an add or coupon on it, also protects from slobs shoveling food in.
Hey Stevo you get the $5 Roulette coupon off one of those placemats from JOES DINER?
placemats by Mr Falcone November 11, 2007

placemaker 

The act of inserting a butt plug into your girl friend to make a place for anal sex later that evening.
Me and my lady were sitting on a park bench when I said we probably make things easier for later and placemaker now.
placemaker by Midwest November 12, 2014

placemats 

Rectangular pieces of cloth that are placed under your dinner plate to protect a valuable lace table cover.
Joe and Stevo felt like placemats as Thorn drooled over his winning ticket.
placemats by StarnetGypsy December 7, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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