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placemaker

The act of inserting a butt plug into your girl friend to make a place for anal sex later that evening.
Me and my lady were sitting on a park bench when I said we probably make things easier for later and placemaker now.
by Midwest November 12, 2014
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Pacemaker

A medical device that works in conjunction with an individual's forward whatsits to make them go faster, typically used for people who are experiencing a life-threatening loss of momentum (going too slow).
Person 1: "I heard that Hamish got a pacemaker implanted.
Person 2: "Yeah man, apparently he almost died of slow feels"
by sanic May 26, 2014
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pacemaker

A pacemaker (or "artificial pacemaker") is a medical device designed to regulate the beating of the heart.

The purpose of an artificial pacemaker is to stimulate the heart when either the heart's native pacemaker is not fast enough or if there are blocks in the heart's electrical conduction system preventing the propagation of electrical impulses from the native pacemaker to the lower chambers of the heart, known as the ventricles.

People with Pacemakers are naturally weak and would otherwise die, but with a pacemaker are able to live through the miracles of modern science, thus making them part robot inside.
John had a Pacemaker put in so that he could live an (almost) normal life again.
by the juicebox September 19, 2008
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peacefaker

1. A "peace-at-any-price" person.
2. One who makes any and all concessions necessary to keep the situation copesetic, pleasant, and non-confrontational in the short term without regard to the long term consequences.
Someone who can't say no to anyone, even if the other person isn't necessarily argumentative or contrary.
by Rex Cavendish February 9, 2005
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playmaker

In sports, someone with the preternatural ability to influence the outcome of a game by making incredible plays
Every team needs a playmaker to turn to when the game is on the line.
by jbmonday September 4, 2003
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Peacemaker

A masturbation technique where you grab your shaft with your left hand then make a peace sign with your right hand. Place the bottom of the V of the peace sign in the middle of the shaft and apply pressure moving your right hand to the tip of your helmet. Then repeat back and forth. The concept is to tilt the peace sign forward so your extended fingers rub the bottom of your helmet on the way up.
I love watching Jag. Catherine Bell is so hot. I'm going to go pop off a peacemaker.
by masturbatory_elite May 11, 2010
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playmaker

1. Someone with exceptional ability in any particular area, and is able to perform at a high level with relative ease.

2. A very cool and/or likeable person.
1. Terrell Owens is a playmaker.

2. Your mother is definately a playmaker.
by Kredit April 11, 2004
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