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Flatulence through a prolapse.
Mike does not have very many friends because Mike Panoots.
panoots by Nigel Vlademierschky February 28, 2017
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phanooter 

A rotting vaginal cavity, that in time creates an odor so unbearable it will cause instant paralysis. It may also contain the incredible ability to make men homosexual.
Easy MaXXX's phanooter is the sole reason manly-man Jimmy turned homosexual, causing us great grief.
phanooter by Chris Flint May 20, 2004

Panooched 

Stoned to the point of passing out with smoking utensil in hand.
I was so panooched last night I passed out in front of the computer!
Panooched by Hayd_ashbury September 21, 2009
A dead hamster, usually tanish in color. Six feet under. Likes to fly, and get blown in the face.
The little girl was very sad when her Peanoot had died.
peanoot by Tom Martin :D March 20, 2008

PEANOOT HOURS 

PEANOOT HOURS (the hour before and after midnight when you post just any shit online coz ur tired....
Sorry about that post dude...it was peanoot hours
PEANOOT HOURS by Joneeko October 19, 2019
1.N: a pussy, vagina, cunt
2.N: a person who is a pussy; someone scared or overly prudent
1.She had a tight panooch.
2.Stop being such a fucking panooch and fuck her allready!
panooch by nazey carver January 1, 2004
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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