Pitru

V. To pretend to not understand a word or term in hopes of not being perceived as a loser.

Person 1: Go pikeetru!
Person 2: Don't pitru that shit, you know its pikachu.

by Dizzle September 15, 2003

PITBULLED

PITBULLED is another name for a repost on a forum. Originally derived from a member who was notorious for making reposts on gixxer.com

That topic has been pitbulled a thousand times.

by Grandevil July 30, 2006

Pitbull Suicide

When a person with beer goggles hooks up with another, they will often pass out next to their one-time lover, only to wake up in the morning and realize their conquest was ugly as fuck. No problem, they dress faster than a fireman and hit the front door, never looking back. Occasionally, however, said conquest is lying on the formerly beer-goggled person in such a way that extricating him/herself without waking the other person up would be an impossible task. The pitbull suicide is when a person saws off his/her arm or other appendage in order to avoid waking the fugly person next to him/herself. It can be done with ones own teeth (hence the name "pitbull suicide") or a knife/axe/saw/spork that's within easy reach.

I lost my arm in a Pitbull Suicide last week after I couldn't release it from under the chick's gunt. I'll miss that arm, but I did get out of there without waking her up.

by 960xxx September 30, 2016

Pitbull Rhyming

Rhyming a word in a song with the same word. Named after the singer Pitbull for his bad rhyming in songs.

Pitbull: Me not working hard?
Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak,
Or better yet, go to Times Square,
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

Me:Oh god the origin of Pitbull Rhyming

by revington December 30, 2012

patrunka-dunk

A fat idiot

She looks like a right patrunka-dunk in that dress

by Daisy Lacey May 23, 2017

John Petrucci

See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.

John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)

by dethmaiden91 May 2, 2008

Petruska

A word often utilized to describe a white male who is extremely well endowed (large penis).

After I whipped everything out in the locker rooms on Saturday it became clear who the real Petruska was.

by thewebsterdictionary January 1, 2015