Pisstabate

To piss and masturbate at the same time and get your hand all wet.

why is your hand all wet!?
I was pisstabateing

by Insane in the membrane June 7, 2014

postabate

to like your own post on social networking sites such as Facebook. Sometimes people feel bad when their posts are not liked by any of their friends on facebook. hence they start liking their own posts. and his is how postabation works ... just like masturbation works for boys.

Hey no one likes my post on FB... i should postabate ....

by Rashi Sharma July 15, 2011

pisstapated

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

by All4won December 29, 2016

pinstabating

When you recently get talking to a super hot chick on blackberry pin and you decide to masturbate, could be after receiving some invited messages or even a pic

Dude "i got this hot girls blackberry pin last night, couldn't wait to reserve any filth from her so i jerked off over her profile pic, some serious pinstabating"

by JRF17 December 5, 2010

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

pissterbate

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.

Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."

by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013

pissturbate

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.

I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.

by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016