pisstubate

the act of pissin while masturbating. simple really!

dude i did some wild pisstubatin last nite

rock on!

by heamopheliaexperts July 23, 2005

pisstapated

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

by All4won December 29, 2016

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

pissterbate

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.

Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."

by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013

pissturbate

Masturbating until you piss all over yourself as an alternative to ejaculating.

I just pissturbated and now I'm covered in my own piss.

by urbanspaceman June 18, 2016

Pissurbate

When s/o masturbates while peeing.

It could be done to please someone's eyes, or for the sole purpose that the feeling is awesome. It is simplier to do for women, and they usually find it awesome if not too disgusted to try.

Once I caught my girlfriend pissurbating in my bathroom and I almost jizzed my pants.

Once a girl told me: "I like to masturbate when I'm home alone, but, if I have a full bladder, I'd rather pissurbate, it's much more fun!"

by Infinite.snow August 20, 2013

pisstrated

The unfortunate condition of being pissed and frustrated at the same time.

Jenny felt pisstrated after finding out that her husband was cheating with her boyfriend.

by roman70065 April 24, 2010