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Postabating 

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.
Postabating by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014
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Instabating 

When one finds themselves scrolling Instagram so frequently that the time spent doing so is comparable to that of a young man masturbating.
My girlfriend's iPhone shows Instagram is using more data than Spotify and Facebook combined - no wonder she doesn't want to slam me at the moment. All that instabating has ruined her labido.
Instabating by basilbrush October 19, 2017