pissery

Somewhere to take a piss.

AKA a restroom.

Excuse me, where the fuck is the pissery?

by calibration one nine March 23, 2009

Pissery

A place to stop on a trip to take a piss. Typically a gas station, fastfood place, or Walmart.

Zak: we need gas soon
Isaiah: that's fine I need a pissery soon any way

by Turtlebro114 June 2, 2024

Pissery

A place to take a piss while on a road trip. Commonly a gas station, fastfood place, or Walmart.

1: I need a pissery

2: does anyone need a pissery

3: I'm stopping for gas ahead, do you need a pissery Isaiah?

by Turtlebro114 June 4, 2024

The Struggle Pisser

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008

Pool pisser

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.

That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.

by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010

odd-pissey

When you get so angry about something that you forget the basics of what is currently making you angry.

Thomas has died to the same boss so many times, he's starting to get a little odd-pissey.

by tommy5892 November 26, 2017

smash pissers

to smash pissers means to have sex.

hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?

by i love boobs February 6, 2007