pisspump 

When one's piss hole is so large it can be fucked as though it were a pussy.

Stephen loves gettin fucked in his gigantic pisspump.

pisspump by Jack M April 28, 2003

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump 

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

pisspuppy 

A retarded, ego-centric individual who craves attention at any level. Commonly applied to someone who always loses arguments, yet feels constrained to continue participation and subsequent destruction. Like their namesake, an abused puppy who knows nothing but maltreatment, than cannot help themselves.

JoeSpareBedroom is the quintessential pisspuppy

pisspuppy by his ex-wife April 5, 2010

piss pump 

a penis

that bitch sure can suck a good piss pump.

piss pump by spltbird November 25, 2002

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

jackin off

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by skrats October 7, 2009

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump 

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump by Bangboy December 30, 2009

pisspuppy 

a dog that smells like piss.

(eg. luscious)

"Get away from me pisspuppy!"

pisspuppy by TheGuy420 March 28, 2009