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piss monkey damage 

piss monkey damage the damage and destruction caused by mice and rats that have taken over a structure
i went down to the basement and found lots of piss monkey damage and destruction along with their poop and piss what a mess those piss monkeys made

piss mop 

person who enjoys being urinated on in a sexual manner
Jiinks moved to AZ because Mia is a dirty piss mop.
piss mop by preludepilot May 13, 2005

piss mortar 

A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.
"Dude, earlier I pulled off a perfect piss mortar while listening to Sting. I felt so manly."
piss mortar by Peshka March 25, 2010

Piss Monkey 

piss monkey a name given to mice and rats for their constant peeing pooping and destructiveness
I smell a piss monkey and see his calling card I know hes here tearing up stuff

mouse ,rat ,squirrel ,groundhog ,chipmunk
Piss Monkey by littlejimmie December 21, 2015

Piss Monkey 

An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.
"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"
Piss Monkey by NakedReporta January 12, 2009

piss mop 

an ugly whore, or any ugly girl in general who you would piss on.
man, jessica is just a fucking piss mop.
piss mop by horizar May 13, 2005