Definitions by Peshka
wikipedia porn
The often-graphic images on wikipedia pages describing sexual matters. Can be used as a substitute for real porn. Often cartoons, but sometimes you can find the real deal.
Example pages: Ejaculation, Suicide Girls, Vulva
Guy 1: Damnit, they have all the porn sites blocked here.
Guy 2: Just wikipedia that shit, bro. Haven't you ever heard of wikipedia porn?
Guy 1: Damnit, they have all the porn sites blocked here.
Guy 2: Just wikipedia that shit, bro. Haven't you ever heard of wikipedia porn?
wikipedia porn by Peshka May 3, 2010
fukung
A website with random amusing images. The reason you are up late, the reason you didn't study for the exam, and the reason your girlfriend got bored and just got dressed again.
(7:31pm)
You: Hahaha, oh wow.
(7:32)
You: I feel bad for laughing at that. I'll look at a few more to feel better.
(11:17pm)
You: Just a few more...
(6:57am)
Dad: Son? Wake up, it's- IS THAT A PORNOGRAPHIC .GIF?
You: No, dad, it's just fukung, I'm not-
Dad: Hey, nice rack on that one. Good job, son!
You: Hahaha, oh wow.
(7:32)
You: I feel bad for laughing at that. I'll look at a few more to feel better.
(11:17pm)
You: Just a few more...
(6:57am)
Dad: Son? Wake up, it's- IS THAT A PORNOGRAPHIC .GIF?
You: No, dad, it's just fukung, I'm not-
Dad: Hey, nice rack on that one. Good job, son!
piss mortar
A piss mortar is when you go to the bathroom or wherever else, and instead of aiming your gear downwards while urinating, you aim upwards so it goes way up and then down into the bowl or onto the ground. Feels good man.
piss mortar by Peshka March 25, 2010