NakedReporta's definitions

Massie

An educated Kentuckian who still manages to be a complete fucktwit.

Yeah, he might be a congressman and have a degree from M.I.T., but damn if he ain't a massie.

by NakedReporta April 11, 2019

Dos Anos

Heineken 0.0, the brand's new non-alcoholic brew, because it's a Heinie with two assholes (the zeroes here being anuses, and "dos anos" being Spanish for "two anuses"). A pisstake on Dos Equis ("two Xs").

Barkeep, slide me a couple of Blue Moons and a Dos Anos and keep 'em comin'. I pulled DD duty tonight.

by NakedReporta March 23, 2019

heched

Intoxicated to the point of causing damage to one's self and to others and/or property.

Vicky was so heched last night that she passed out and fell face first through Jim's glass coffee table. 62 stitches and blood all over the carpet. What a fucking mess.

by NakedReporta August 12, 2022

Piss Monkey

An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.

"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"

by NakedReporta January 12, 2009