Piss and tell
Piss and tell by Medicine Man Dusty October 28, 2010
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Piss and Tell
The act of boasting to friends about an abnormally lengthy urination, commonly precipitated by over-drinking alcohol or water.
"Woah guys, did you hear that? I was going for like a minute and a half"
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
"Sit down Jake, you dick - no need to piss and tell".
Piss and Tell by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018
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Piss and tell • piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. • Piss on my foot and tell me its raining • don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining • Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. • piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining • piss and vinegar • piss and miss • piss and moan • piss and moonshine
don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining by J-Lima December 30, 2008
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Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
You argued, privately, to each member of the committee that I should be fired and now you come by on my last day to tell me how sorry you are about what "happened." Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining. by wouldaben January 15, 2011
piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:
Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar
To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar
To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar. by fuguez September 26, 2009
Piss on my foot and tell me its raining
To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar
Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!
Piss on my foot and tell me its raining by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008
piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining
You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.
piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining by ursamel July 24, 2007
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