Me: Damn I gotta go to the washroom to empty my balls out.
Khoa: What are you talking about? Urine is stored in the bladder.
Me: Wdym? Dr. Sum Tin Wong and his associate Candice proved that pisitb in his latest research paper.
Khoa: Who's Candice?
Extreme urinary hesitancy after initially beginning a stream of urine, caused by either a rather huge enlarged prostate gland moved while fingering one's own taint or an abrupt discontinuation of said urine stream from a sudden psychological reverie about a hot young actresses' vagina being damply placed upon one's now fully erect penis
I had such a bad bout of pissitancy yesterday after I saw that teenage vampire TV show that I thought I might have to find a real vampiress to come in and drain the neck of my dick before my second head imploded! carpel-pudendum syndrome bladder cockjacking funnelblocking prostapediment urethral sludgitis pissluggishness
The irrational fear that a fish has had a piss in any kind of water, (could be in a bottle, lake, river, sea, just anything with that sweet life juice) and so should be avoided at all costs.
Hey Will lets go swim around in that lake.
No! We can't! A fish has had a piss in that lake! If we swim in that we'll die!
Damn. Looks like Will has Piscisurinaephobia.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.