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Don't eat the piscuit
piscuit by sargos7 August 4, 2020
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Another term for a urinal cake. Possibly a better term.
Braden: Ight, I'm gonna go steal a piscuit from the Boys Bathroom and throw it at Betty's face during recess.
piscuit by Phyzics Sanctuary October 13, 2020
To take a piss, then go grab a biscuit
"Yo Blud I'm Going For A Piscuit"
piscuit by zantron October 29, 2008

piscitelled

Minding you own business in public and being assaulted by someone who disagrees with your views.
Whoa, that dumb bitch didn't like the dude in front of her at the movies so she piscitelled his wife by dumping wine down her back!
piscitelled by weezu1 July 1, 2011
A name you would call someone that has a bad attitude. Only used as an insult.
Stop being such a piscit!
Piscit by Emma Carstairs April 22, 2018

piscitello 

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pisscuit 

bro 1: aye this mint tastes fucking weird

bro 2: my guy that's a fucking PISSCUIT
pisscuit by Killerwafer March 9, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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