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piscitelled

Minding you own business in public and being assaulted by someone who disagrees with your views.
Whoa, that dumb bitch didn't like the dude in front of her at the movies so she piscitelled his wife by dumping wine down her back!
piscitelled by weezu1 July 1, 2011

piscitello 

swag boi not fat boi itallian dawg
yoooooooooooooooooo piscitello DAWGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Mr. Piccinelli 

The band director at Coral Springs Middle School he picks favorites and is creepy and annoying sometimes
Hey are you going to join band

No Mr. Piccinelli is weird

lucious Lisa paciellio 

When 1 person gets their asshole toungued at apporxmently a 45 degree angle while the other person is taking a shit or while ur rubbing vagisil all over ur dong and ur partner lciks it off and says my o my what a wonderful tea party u hog
O man that! lucious lisa u agve me last nite made my asshole quiver

piscitelled

Being publicly demonized for a non-incident that was actually pretty funny.
Remember that goofy time we had at the park? Apparently our friend is being piscitelled on the internet. Score one for her street cred!
piscitelled by chiiill July 12, 2011

Vinny Piatelli 

Aka Vinny the Squid. The most feared NYC gangster of his time. This dude be kicking it Fo-shizzle in the hizzouse!
Bro: Dude you gots the stuff?
Dude: No man, Vinny the Squid done fucked me up with his brass knuckles!
Bro: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMmmmmmmn!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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